Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Sunday, December 26, 2010

I Love this Quote

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

--Carl Sagan

Monday, December 13, 2010

Annabelle Redecorates


I thought this white fake-fur thingie would make a cozy place on the couch for Annabelle to curl up. She moved it across the room to exactly where she wanted it.

Monday, December 06, 2010

In No Particular Order

People I would not want to sit next to at a dinner party:

1. Victoria Beckham
2. Kathy Griffin
3. Sarah Palin
4. Mel Gibson
5. Meg Ryan
6. Dr. Phil

Saturday, October 23, 2010

She has her quiet moments


One of my nicknames for Annabelle is 'Monkey Cat'. She's a lot of fun, but I'm glad she manages to be calm and still once in a while.

Saturday, October 09, 2010

Hello, My Name Is....


Actually, I'm not sure what my name is yet.

The Humane Society named me Honeysuckle.

I'm not so sure that's a good fit though.
For a few days I was Honey. But as of tomorrow my name will be Kit Kat, or Annabelle, or maybe something Wendy hasn't even thought of yet.
Whatever my name, I'm a nine week old playful, affectionate, loud-purring, adorable kitten. I love my new home and Wendy is thrilled to have me.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

My Grandnephew!


Just looking at pictures of him makes me feel warm and happy. I'm going to North Carolina to meet him in early November. Very much looking forward to it.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Voices of Spring

I'll admit that classical music doesn't mean as much to me as classic rock (and if 90% of you are honest, you'll admit it too). Sure, I know- and like- Beethoven's 9th, and the stuff that everyone knows. Holst: The Planets? Love it. But there are plenty of gaps in my music knowledge. For instance, I'd never heard Voices of Spring until exposed to it in Iceland by Viðar.

Viðar is a 65 year old man whose library contains leather-bound volumes of the Icelandic sagas. His musical preferences don't exactly run along the lines of AC/DC and Megadeth. So when we were driving through the Icelandic countryside, I asked what the hideous music we were listening to was called (I left out the hideous part). He said Voices of Spring in the quizzical way most of us would say "Stairway to Heaven". You know Stairway? Hello! Duh?!' He went on to explain that back then prepubescent boys with beautiful singing voices were castrated in order to preserve their voices at a mezzo-soprano. I'd heard of the practice of castrato before, so I was grossed out for a second time.

I did the best I could to tolerate Voices of Spring, because there are few things I love more than a day trip to a new place. Driving through Iceland was like winning the lottery. There were glaciers! Black mountains! Geyers! Icelandic horses! And... there was Voices of Spring.

I knew I was fortunate to have met such a nice guy on my first trip alone overseas. But Voices of Spring was killing me. Seriously. I did the best I could to not say anything. That is until the ball-free tenor (mezzo soprano, whatever) hit a high note that made the windows in Viðar's car shatter. The singer was like "Ah, ah, ah, ah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and I lost it. I asked if he had any other music.

Frank Sinatra never sounded so good.

Saturday, September 04, 2010

Darkroom vs. Photoshop

I used to love spending time in the darkroom, making images magically appear before my eyes. I was so eager to get the whole process started that I often developed film (plastic reels not metal thank you) in my bathroom at home. I can still picture the 36 exposure strips of Tri-X hanging in my shower.

I've always been a big fan of photographers like Duane Michaels and Jerry Uelsman. While I appreciated the technical expertise of Ansel Adams and Ernst Haas, I favored the photographers who put a provocative spin on the ordinary. I gravitated toward this in my own photography. I spent many an hour burning, dodging, and combining negatives to bring forth my visions. The image below is one of a series I did in the early 80s. I was obsessed with swings as a metaphor for transendence, although this one is more about the nature of memories.


My photography teacher at ASU loved the series, but challenged me to do a powerful, 'straight-up' image of a swing- no darkroom magic. I went to a park the next day, and by that afternoon delivered my results. It was a wonderful feeling to grin smugly as he said "Wow! You really did it!" I'll have to dig up that photo. I know I have it somewhere.

Up until a few weeks ago I had never used Photoshop or any type of image editing software. Now that I'm learning it, Photoshop seems easier than the darkroom in some ways- but not most. I guess it will take time to master it. Here's some playing around I've done so far:



I posted an undoctored version of the pic below a while back. In this one I removed all the grey tones, which I think makes it look better.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

An Hour in Parking Lot Shores


What's wrong with this picture?
What's wrong with this picture is that THERE ARE CARS ON THE BEACH. I know this isn't the only beach in the country where people can drive their cars halfway into the ocean, but that doesn't make it ok. Wait, I feel like yelling again. IT DOESN'T MAKE IT OK.

On a lighter note, there are also doggies on the beach. Doggies are good.

And pinchy crustacean remnants which are interesting in a seriously-glad-that-thing-wasn't-scuttling-through-the- sand-toward-me kind of way

Ocean Shores has horses who may or may not bite.

You can ride them while trucks zoom past you. Perhaps the horses' bridles should be outfitted with blinking turn signals. Has anyone in Ocean Shores ever heard of a PARKING LOT? I parked at a Shilo Inn and had a 10 minute walk to the beach. It really wasn't terribly difficult.

These girls had the right idea. I love this photo. I think it looks like a painting.


A beach that is half parking lot is stupid.
But the ocean, the greatest thing on earth, made driving five hours round trip worth it. Even for a one-hour visit.

Sunday, August 08, 2010

Sometimes You Have to See Blue Angels


I thought it might be more interesting to see the take off and landing rather than the actual show over Lake Washington. And then there's the real story which is that I was too unorganized to make it up to Seafair in time. Around noon I suddently realized I didn't just want to see the Blue Angels, I had to see them. The show started at 1:30, so after some frantic Googling, I found out they take off and land at the Museum of Flight, near Boeing Field (closer to Tacoma, no parking hassles, etc.) It was cool to see certain 'Who knew?' features such as the fly-by-numbers line up.



The moment before the Blue Angels take off, there is a great plume of smoke. Then they taxi down the runway for a few not-that-fast seconds. By the time you blink they are in the distant horizon.

I'm drawn to overt life force. I can't stand stillness or absolute silence. Having a fan in the room keeps my need for chi happy. Dancing, thundering, graceful, beautiful (yep, I like them) 1,400 mph airplanes in my zone takes me to the source of it all. I don't see an anthropomorphic deity. I see my deity in thunderstorms, ocean waves, mountains, and Blue Angels.

Corny? Maybe when you read it. But definitely not when you feel it.

Friday, August 06, 2010

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Crystal Ship



Title is a tribute to my favorite song by The Doors.

Favorite Beatles song: Here Comes the Sun. Favorite Stones song: Paint it Black.

Favorite Lady Gaga song: I don't have one. I don't even know one. I'm 50, Ok?

Monday, June 28, 2010

Brissfully Relieved

For some reason the Jewish holidays came up.

Ok, I'll stop being coy. The Jewish holidays came up because I'm the only Jew at work and it makes me feel different. And special! Me Me Me ME ME. Thank you.

I enjoy sharing my heritage with those who know even less about it than I do.

Let me preface this by saying the woman I'm about to mention is a lovely, intelligent person. It's not her fault that rural Louisiana, where she lived until recently, does not have a large Jewish population.

Me: So anyway, a Bar Mitzvah...

Her: I know what a Bar Mitzvah is!

Me: Really?

Her : (nodding head sagely) It's when a 13 year old boy gets circumcized.

Me: Umm...What you're talking about is called a briss and...

Her: Yeah! They remove the foreskin.

Me: Uh, that's right but...

Her (puzzled look on her face): How do they get 13 year old boys to agree to that?

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Your Friendly Neighborhood Pharmacy

I love my neighborhood. It borders Commencement Bay and is in walking distance to downtown. It has a village feel to it, with nice locally owned and operated businesses. My neighborhood is not, thank goodness, quaint. Say the word quaint around me and it's possible you'll see me shudder. Say 'quaint little bed and breakfast' and I may run out of the room screaming.

My neighborhood has a pharmacy called Rankos that's been around for many decades. I used to get my prescriptions filled there until 1. The antique pharmacist handed me some guy's Viagra instead of my sinus medicine 2. The same pharmacist again gave me someone else's prescription 3. The pharmacist gave me my correct prescription, with two other prescription-filled plastic bags stuck to it, and 4. The pharmacist looked at me one day when I was deep in thought and said "Are you always happy?"

Huh?

Let's put it this way: When I told this story to friends tonight they burst out laughing.

I'm often silly, entertaining, amused, interested, and various other engaged-by-life descriptors, but I am clearly not a person who is always happy. I walk around very lost in my own head. My expression at such times is more likely to be viewed as intense or even mildly frightning than carefree or happy.

So. No more friendly neighborhood pharmacy.

In news that is actually apropos of something (though I'm not sure what) I'm moving into a different apartment within my same building. I'll explain why and take pics when I move in later this month.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Puzzle Piece

I See in Portals

Interview

Q: When are you going to stop taking pictures of trees and rainbows and start writing again?

A: I don't know. I'm working on other writing projects and not that many people read my blog anyway. And I'm proud of my creative way with trees, rainbows, and abstracts, so I enjoy sharing those.

Q: How's your life?

A: Functional, but I'm having a mid-life breakthrough

Q: When did you start using vomity euphemisms like 'mid-life breakthrough' instead of 'midlife crisis'?

A: Just now. It won't happen again.

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Easter Schmeaster

Pardon my irreverence, but I really wanted Macy's to be open today.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

For the Record

I was using one of the computers in the lobby of the Fredriksburg, Denmark Radisson when I found out my nephew and his wife were pregnant.

Ok, I'm old. Saying a couple is pregnant sounds retarded to me. My nephew's wife is pregnant. Not my nephew.

I was at work today when my mom called to tell me the ultrasound showed it's a boy. It also showed that said boy is swimming, running, and doing gymnastics in utereo. Not surprising considering his parents each have about 4% body fat and run about a hundred miles a day.

I am really excited about this baby.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

I should have gone to Norway instead of Denmark

On my Iceland trip I also went to Denmark, where I saw my Swedish ex-boyfriend Peter.

See title of this post.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Heart-Shaped Meatloaf! Heart-Shaped Meatloaf!

I'm on the newly-formed 'Fun Committee' at work. I've always kept the birthday list and made sure the birthday person has a card and a cake. Yep, I'm good (you do know I'm kidding) and that's why I'm now listed as 'Birthday Specialist Wendy Gilson'. Can I put that on my resume? Or could you maybe greet me one day with a hearty, military-style 'Good morning Birthday Specialist Gilson!' I'd really like that.

Fun fact: If I had been born in Iceland,I would have been Wendy Albertsdottir (Albert's daughter). Or perhaps Wendy Alsdottir. Very few Icelanders have an official family last name.

In my office this afternoon, there was a meeting of five people gathered in a small room to plan a fun February event (That's right! It was the Fun Committee!) We decided on a Valentines Day potluck. I suggested we go for maximum schmaltz - pink, white and red, too many hearts, gooey sentiments, the whole nine yards. As logic would dictate, this needs to extend to the food, so that's why at about 4:15 PM I was excitedly shouting "Heart-shaped meatloaf! Heart-shaped meatloaf! I'm going to make a heart-shaped meatloaf!

It will be frosted in ketchup (Valentines Day red heart...). Now I just need to go to Michael's to get the appropriately-shaped pan.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Geyser

Geyser is the only Icelandic word in the English language. Now you know! It means to rush forth, or erupt.

Some do so in a less-dramatic, more continuous manner.

The geyser field is in an area called Haukadal, in southwest Iceland.

I think I'd have to visit another planet to find a place more interesting than Iceland.