When I ask a man where- if he could take a trip anywhere in the world- he would go, and he shrugs and says "I dunno. Somewhere warm." I think he's a moron.
Just thought I'd share that.
But then again if he says he'd choose to spend three weeks in the Amazon, I'd be in over my head. Antarctica wouldn't work for me either. For one thing it's the driest place on earth. It's true, there is virtually no humidity. Also it is not civilized Where does one find a diet coke in Antarctica? If a man's dream vacation was to spend a week fishing at a lake in North Dakota, I suppose I could bring a suitcase full of books, a journal, and my camera...
Actually it doesn't matter if a man wants to go to North Dakota, Italy, or Guam because he'll be going without me. I haven't been dating. I have no idea when I will be up to the arduous task again.
I think I was traumatized by Captain Lameass- the one with the long-nailed baby hands. Come to think of it, I think when I asked him where he would choose to go on vacation...
I want to change my answer! Antarctica is definitely out. After living in miserably humid Mississippi, I cannot possibly be happy visiting where the climate is dry. So glad you warned me about that. Fishing in North Dakota was my second choice so I guess that is off the list too now. But what's wrong with Italy??? One of my friends who went there last year did not like the food. Maybe that's it. They probably eat squirky over there. Yeah, that must be what makes Italy fail the test. To tell the truth, I was going to answer that I wanted to journey to Australia and New Zealand. Just have to dive the Great Barrier reef once in my life. And there's this cute 20 something chick I met on the website where I met you that invited me to see the Z. Said she would take me places where I had never been before. Just hope that is not to bungee jump off a bridge with her. Now have a successfully redeemed myself from the moron category? LOL
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