Tonight's time and weather is brought to you by...Perimenopause!
The time is 1:45 AM. The weather is cloudy with intermittent 300 degree hot flashes.
The forecast calls for continued memory loss "His last name was....um... um... hold on...OMG, I can't believe I forgot this.... um...oh yeah! Berndtson!"
We recommend a time travel vacation to a 1980s destination, preferably at a time when you were reasonably thin.
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming (a phrase no one under 35 would understand- but that's ok because you're a decade and a half older than that, and before you know it you'll be getting discounts when you go to the zoo!)
Good night and sleep well.
AARP is next.
ReplyDeleteIt's already happened- I got something from them a few weeks ago. I was too freaked out to open the envelope.
ReplyDeleteNot so bad. I've been in it for a few years now. It's mostly attitude adjustment.
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